You're a Cleethorpes seagull. Tourists have chips. This will not end well for them.

🎯 Steal: chip trays, 99 ice creams, fish & chips — swoop in and peck.

⚠️ Watch out: swatting newspapers, patrolling dogs, the park keeper, gusty pier winds, tangled kite strings, dive-bombing rival gulls, bouncing Clee FM records, and — if you're greedy enough to chase chips dropped in the road — traffic.

Move: Arrow keys / WASDMove: touch anywhere and drag — a joystick appears under your thumb

💩 Revenge: if you've got a chip in you, press SPACEtap the poo button to let one go — costs a chip, but land a direct hit on a tourist, dog, keeper, car or other hazard for +5 seconds.

You've got 90 seconds and 3 lives — plus an extra life every 500 points. Go be a menace.